“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” - Unknown “If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” - Unknown That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” - Joe Weinstein “My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” - Andy Rooney I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” -Bonnie Schacter “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. “You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” - Unknown He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” - Helen Thomson “A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. “Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted” - Sian Ford “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” - Dave Barry Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. “I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” - Jonah Goldberg “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” - Unknown “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz “A boy can learn a lot from a dog - obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. “If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” - Unknown “A dog desires affection more than its dinner. They inspire me to get a dog!” -Greg Curtis They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” - Anne Tyler “Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.
If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown Save this post for a rainy day or print it out and stash it in your emergency box for whenever you need a good laugh.
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